Britain’s Hot Talent

Susan Boyle, Susan Boyle, Susan Boyle. It’s all we’re reading at the moment.
What’s the big deal? We find it quite patronising that just because she’s not the most beautiful woman in the world that everyone is making such a big deal about the fact she can sing!

The latest news is that she has apparently been offered $1 million to star in a porno. No really.

The NY Daily News reported that “The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.

“We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world’s attention,” said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. “Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I’m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible.”

Boyle, who says she’s never been kissed let alone bedded, has taken the entire world by storm since she appeared on the American Idol-style TV show Britain’s Got Talent.”

Ew.

The site also adds that “Fans will also get a chance to choose the title for the raunchy film.”

Answers on a postcard…