Sacrifice a cat for Miley?

Two Miley Cyrus posts in one day – I know right? We’re spoiling her.

Yet again, she has annoyed us.

Miley believes that Twitter should be banned. No really.

In an interview with the B96 radio show in Chicago the pop whatever-genre-she-wants-to-think-she-is star declared: “Twitter should just be, like, banned from this universe.”

“Because people, like, honestly, like, I mean people wanna know why, like, you’re, like, unhealthy, and, like, you need, like, get out and do stuff and, like, be in the world instead of being like this (pretends to be hunched over a keyboard) all the time. And, like, all I did was, like, lay in bed all the time.” – Miley, your life is just so damn hard.

She’s also “not really a big fan of the Internet any more” either.

And not even a threat to kill poor Fuzzy the kitty is going to change her mind.

Unless Miley is back on Twitter by November 16th, Fuzzy’s owner is going to kill her.

“It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up.” The fan said.

“I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!” said the fan on the “Miley Save Fuzzy” website.

Miley couldn’t really care less about the impending ‘cat’-astrophe.

“Everyone was stressing out about it more than I was. There’s some ‘cat lady,’ like ‘Fuzzy’ or something… But I’m not getting back to Twitter.”

She’s just being Miley?