Robert Pattinson REALLY wants to record an album

Robert Pattinson is “annoyed” that all his friends are recording albums – while he’s too busy acting.

Professional sparkly vampire Robert is desperate to record an album of his own.

“I want to do one [an album] at the end of the year,” he said. “All my friends are recording albums and I’m very annoyed about it. I don’t know how people can act and also sing. I’ll find some time to do it.”

Maybe he could get one of his FIVE bodyguards to do it for him? He’s clearly too busy doing meet and greets. Not.