Cheryl and Ashley Cole to announce divorce – finally!

Sources close to Cheryl and Ashley Cole claim that the former couple will be announcing their divorce within the next week.

It’s taking longer than expected to announce the news since Cheryl has been busy with something else very important… a gagging order for Ashley. This will restrain Ashley from talking to the press about their marriage, her or her mother.

Clever move Cheryl, this will prevent nasty twitter fall-outs á la Kerry and Brain.