Ke$ha: “Russell Brand’s Not Quite My Type…”

The singer would prefer a fatty…

Tik Tok hit-maker Ke$ha has openly talked about her desires when it comes to her ideal man, saying she wants a bearded fat man who makes her laugh!

She said: “My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don’t like really feminine men who tan. I don’t understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand’s not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.”

The singer went on to say that when she finds a man, she’d like them to be quite low maintenance and not be the type to spend more time in the mirror than her when getting ready:

“I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me to get ready. I don’t want someone who’s going to steal my moisturiser. I’m far from lonely. Far, far from it. But I don’t want to settle down yet. Gross!”