“Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal’s relationship is a fake”

An report has suggested that Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal’s relationship might not be all it seems.

The rumoured couple, who have been photographed together, have been on several coffee dates and reportedly met up in London. However, no one really knows what is going on between the pair.

“But here’s the all-important question,” write Hollywoodlife.com. “Do you actually believe they’re dating? We don’t! We’ve analyzed the latest photos of the couple, published in the latest issue of Us Weekly, and we couldn’t help but notice these two performers really do look like they’re putting on a show.”

So what reasons do HL have for rubbishing the romance between the singer, 20, and the actor, 29?

Well first of all, they point out that real couples do everything they can to avoid the spotlight (like Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart) whereas Taylor and Jake seem to be putting it on for the cameras (à la Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag).

“Seriously now, how many paparazzi are lurking around Park Slope in Brooklyn… on Thanksgiving?!” HL writes.

Why? Well Jake has a movie out, and according to Deadline.com Love and Other Drugs only grossed $14.5 million in its first five days. As for Taylor, they reckon she’s after new writing material. Her latest album Speak Now includes songs about famous ex boyfriends.

“Enter Jake… whose name rhymes with fake. Just saying.” HL jokes.

Hollywoodlife.com sent the latest photos of Jake and Taylor to body language expert Dr. Lillian Glass, who says the pair’s positioning speaks volumes about their possible showmance:

“She has her hand clenched, which means there’s kind of a discomfort level,” Dr. Glass pointed out. “This relationship is awkward very awkward, there are more like friends if anything. There’s no romance between them.”

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Do you think it’s a showmance or are they simply just friends? Leave us a comment.