Nicolas Cage: “I think fish are very dignified with sex”

Nicolas Cage decides what he eats, based on how the animals in question have sex.

Chicken and fish are on the menu for Nicolas, but you can rule out sausages and pork chops.

“I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds…But pigs, not so much,” he told The Sun.

“So I don’t eat pig or meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.”

This from a man who took magic mushrooms with his cat…