An Irrelevant Interview with… Chris Jay, Army Of Freshmen

Army Of Freshmen front-man Chris Jay takes on our Irrelevant Interview.

Our Irrelevant Interview is a collection of the silliest/crappiest/weirdest interview questions that we at Flecking Records have asked over the years. Some were planned, some were submitted by fans and some just felt right at the time.

Everyone who takes part will get to add their own question to the list.

Would you rather fight a lion or a shark?
Great question. I think shark, you just punch him in the nose like a maniac and you’ve got a fighting chance. I figure a lion is just gonna run you down.

Do you think you’d make a good James Bond?
Absolutely. I love roulette, hot chicks, international travel and Martinis.

Would you rather be able to see through peoples clothes or read their minds?
Minds, but God, that could be bad in some cases. Imagine how often I’d have to hear someone say, “I wish he’d shut up!”

What would your Spice name be?
Paprika. Good word all around.

Tom or Jerry?
I prefer Itchy and Scratchy.

Who would play you in a film about your life?
And the Oscar goes to… me!

Would you eat human flesh for money?
Depends whose flesh and how much money!

Mac or PC?
I wish a Mac, but I am on a PC.

What would you do if you had a time machine?
I’d go to Dallas on November 22, 1963 and see if Lee Harvey Oswald really killed JFK. If so, I’d love to sneak up on him right before – “Excuse me sir?”

Is there anyone you’d really like to kick?
Yup.

Brendan Brown’s (Wheatus) question: Star Wars or Star Trek?
Stars Wars, but I am not one to knock Trek, especially Next Generation, that’s some good shit.