An Irrelevant Interview with… Brendan Brown, Wheatus

To kick off our “Irrelevant Interview” we’ve got Wheatus front-man Brendan Brown.

What is our irrelevant interview? It’s basically a collection of the silliest/crappiest/weirdest interview questions that we at Flecking Records have asked over the years. Some were planned, some were submitted by fans and some just felt right at the time.

Everyone who takes part will get to add their own question to the list.

So, to get the ball rolling, heeeere’s Brendan.

Would you rather fight a lion or a shark?
A shark. You lose with either one but a shark will drown you so it’s quicker. Lions will eat you while your still alive – that’s probably a very bad feeling.

Do you think you’d make a good James Bond?
No, I hate wearing suits.

Would you rather be able to see through peoples clothes or read their minds?
Read minds. No contest there.

What would your Spice name be?
Sizzle Chest Spice.

Tom or Jerry?
Tom.

Who would play you in a film about your life?
Leo DiCaprio, duh.

Would you eat human flesh for money?
No.

Mac or PC?
MAC!

What would you do if you had a time machine?
Take a look at the dinosaurs and kill the very first Mosquito mating pair.

Is there anyone you’d really like to kick?
You mean besides the guy who cancelled Airwolf?