Lady GaGa threatens legal action over breast milk ice cream

Lady GaGa isn’t happy about breast milk ice cream.

The star apparently sent a letter to the creators of Baby Gaga ice cream, threatening legal action, apparently furious at Icecreamists parlor in London’s Covent Garden over their use of the word Gaga.

Owner Matt O’Connor told British newspaper The Guardian that a letter from the pop superstar’s lawyers argued that his outlet has “ridden the coattails of her reputation”.

“A global superstar has taken umbrage at what she describes as a ‘nausea-inducing’ product,” he said.

“How can she possibly claim ownership of the word ‘gaga’, which since the dawn of time has been one of the first discernible phrases to come from a baby’s mouth?

“This from a woman with a penchant for wearing rotting cows’ flesh. At least our customers are still alive when they contribute to our ‘art’.”

Let us not forget that the GaGa in Lady GaGa actually comes from Queen hit Radio Ga Ga.