An Irrelevant Interview with… Jaret Reddick, Bowling For Soup

Bowling For Soup front-man Jaret Reddick is the latest person answer our weird and wonderful questions.

Our Irrelevant Interview is a collection of the silliest/crappiest/weirdest interview questions that we at Flecking Records have asked over the years. Some were planned, some were submitted by fans and some just felt right at the time.

Everyone who takes part will get to add their own question to the list.

Would you rather fight a lion or a shark?
Shark.

Do you think you’d make a good James Bond?
Only the “love” aspect.

Would you rather be able to see through peoples clothes or read their minds?
Read their minds. Seeing through clothes, their parts would look all squishy.

What would your Spice name be?
Awesome Spice.

Tom or Jerry?
Jerry.

Who would play you in a film about your life?
Miley Cyrus.

Would you eat human flesh for money?
Depends on her hygiene.

What would you do if you had a time machine?
Prevent 9/11.

Is there anyone you’d really like to kick?
Yep.

Brendan Brown’s (Wheatus) question: Star Wars or Star Trek?
NERD BOMBER!

Chris Jay’s (Army of Freshmen) question: How do you want to die?
I don’t.

Chris Burney’s (Bowling For Soup) question: When is the last time you pooped your pants?
Hmmm… Let me think… Does “sharting” count, or does it have to be full on poop? It’s been a few years since full on poop happened.