Paris Hilton’s song Drunk Text surfaces… and then vanishes

Paris Hilton’s new track popped up on the net today… and then promptly disappeared.

We’re not even ashamed to admit that we loved Paris’ self titled album, but this new track, Drunk Text, features Miss Hilton speaking in monotone throughout.

It also boasts lyrical genius such as “If you take the word sex and mix it with texting, it’s called sexting.”

We haven’t heard such wonderful lyrics since “Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.”

Apparently this is an old track, and won’t be on Paris’ next album. Phew.