Kerry Katona’s words of comfort: “Everyone gives blow jobs”

Kerry Katona is a regular agony aunt – just listen to the wonderful words she had lined up for Tulisa Contostavlos.

Tulisa has had a tough time since the leak of her sex tape, and Kerry was full of sympathy.

“I just wanted to give her a big hug and say to her: ‘Don’t worry, love, everyone gives blow jobs every now and then, but unfortunately everyone has seen yours!'” said Kerry.

But Kerry wasn’t full of kind words – she also spoke about how she doesn’t understand why Tulisa was voted FHM’s Sexiest Woman In The World.

“Sorry, but I just don’t see Tulisa’s sex appeal,” Kerry said.