Russell Brand hid heroin up his bum!

Russell Brand has told how he hid his drugs up his bum!

Russell, who could have been in big trouble for smuggling, was thrown off a plane with his drugs safely hidden away in “nature’s pocket”.

‘I was once thrown off an airplane in Barcelona while carrying heroin in my rectum,’ he says.

‘There’s no point putting it in your washbag. It’s the best place.’

‘I was fortunate really, because I was just kicking up a fuss and that was why I got thrown off.’

He went on to explain that drug addiction is not a crime, it’s an illness.

We agree – we’d have to be pretty sick before we’d consider using our bums as hand luggage.